The one about nightlife at Zapp Hall

Day 2 Night Life

We begin our nightly routine like so...naps, a couple of cocktails in the room as we get ready, and off to Zapp Hall. Dinner is some yummy steak and salad concoction. Mr. Danny Rae Tytenicz is our gracious host for these nights we will always remember. Our comfy seats in his booth face the stage, where excellent bands play nightly. In addition to the music, people on thier way to the bar stop by to entertain us. A very bizarre gal named Becky did the scene from Steel Magnolias for us "my colors are blush and bashful - honey, your colors are pink and pink" with the best Dallas accent. A couple of locals came by and did a comedy routine. The funniest thing all night was when Michael (one of the owners of Zapp hall) came up to the sheriff (who was giving DT a lecture) (and also breeds horses) and said this "hey, I need a horse for my daughter. She already had one she can ride, she just wants one she can brush and love on" Jess looked at me and said "a man is literally seeing another man about a horse" We just about died laughing. for those of you not familiar with this phrase, "I gotta see a man about a horse" is a way of excusing yourself to use the restroom. Like most of the stories of our trip, you probably had to be there, but it was so surreal, I had to write it down. See Jess below in her element. Above is Zapp Hall, band in front, bar on the left.

The one about day 4 in Round Top

Day 4 Round Top, Texas Antique Market (day 2 buying) I'ts so very hard for me to remember the days here. It's SO hot. I can't see much because I am "glowing" like crazy. Glow is pouring like rain into my eyes. We stumble around in and out of shaded booths, panting. I do find a couple of great mantles, and a giant wall of antique post office boxes that I could not stop thinking about yesterday. It makes a superb room divider, with cubbies on the back side. (I had to include the picture of our "country feet", it gives you a pretty good idea of our days here)

The one with cool stuff in Texas

I thought you would also want to see some of the amazing booths people create there. It is for 2 weeks, so they get there early and go all out.
One of the best things about this fair (we'll call it Warrenton, since it's technically different than Round Top) is twilight shopping. The different sections alternate the nights they stay open late, but even better is shopping after they are closed! Almost all of the dealers leave their booths wide open, so we wandered around in the cooling dusk, looking at all of the goodies we were too delirious to pay attention to in the hellfire heat of midday. We scouted out what we wanted to buy the next day, leaving notes to the dealers to hold things for us. Even small items like jewelry, were left out. That fact, and the warmth of the people, gave us an immediate feeling of home and trust, and family.

The one with more cool stuff from Texas

I'm sorry, did you want to see what I bought that day? A very cute green and black enamel steel table with a light. We think maybe and old manicure table? Anyway, very cute and useable, and looks great in my Halloweeney front window now. Some vintage glass beakers (great for vase), more doll heads, antique metal stools, 1, 2, 3, somebody stop me! Antique oak church pew, shabby-chic-d (but very cool), and a really great cabinet someone had made from antique doors in beautiful colors. Click on any picture to enlarge.

The one about day and night 3 in Warrenton, Texas

Still day 3... Did I mention how HOT it is? 100 degrees, and humid, like stepping out into a bathtub at 8am every morning.

We set out to look for great things to buy. Amazing how everyone takes a check without asking for id. We found a wonderful space with the nicest dealers. I spent a lot of money and Kathy (see pic with Jess) invited us to her booth that evening for a beer. We met up that night at dinner, and after introducing us to other dealers (who were such gentleman, buying us all those drinks), she decided we needed to go to the inbred bar across the street to track down the woman with the breasts that could spin in opposite directions.

The bad news is - we never found her. Good news - I somewhere found the brains to leave early (1 am) and 9 beers later. We had WORK to do the next morning. I now must give thanks and say hello to our new friends from that night - Danny Tytenicz, red - the beautiful rescued pit, and the VERY cute Clark (see pic), from the great state of Nebraska.

The one where Texas welcomes us with open arms

Day 3, cont..Jessie has a great friend (thanks, Alicia!) who somehow found all sorts of vacancies in the area. Susan (our savior) picks up the phone first and welcomes us with open arms and a hug. We are smack dab in the middle of the market, in a very clean and cool 2 bedroom. She gives us a key, tells us when breakfast is, and takes off. She doesn't even know our names! We also meet her husband, Jimmy (see pic of VERY cute man). We soon find out this is the most interesting and fabulous couple you could ever meet. The stories we heard! This is only the beginning of the absolutely wonderful and friendly people we meet in Texas.

The one where Jess freaks out for the first time

Someone is pounding on the door, screaming "Sylvester!, Sylvester!" Jess is a bit freaked out , I yell that he has the wrong room.

She gets out of bed and sees something in it. I tell her it is part of a plant and flick it away. Then she goes out to the car and gets her bag and comes in a little more freaked out. Tension is rising. Someone with no teeth is gawking at her, and it appears that people live in this motel. She showers, I unpack. She comes out on a higher level of insane-ness, I unpack and ignore her. The rest of the dead cricket she has spent the night with is unearthed from her bedsheets. That's it, we're getting the h--- out of here, RIGHT NOW! I repack, wondering who I can call to talk her down....

The one about the bad motel

Day 2 continued...

at 2am, we arrive at the lovely Motel, the only hotel with availability (3 months ahead) and a bargain at $55 per night.....

We are so tired we ignore the interior hollow core door that is our only protection from the outside elements in La Grange, Texas. As well as the janky door lock. And the dead cricket behind the toilet. This is Texas, after all. I expect bugs.

The room is the color of an egg yolk. Everywhere. It's not a good thing to look at. We pass out.

The one where we are driving to Texas

Day 2, Driving

Today we got on the road at 7am, hoping to catch a starbucks on the way out of town. no such luck. Many hours later in New Mexico, we finally found our drug.

On the 10 in Texas, the speed limit is 80, which is nice. I did get away with 101 for most of the day, so I was not too upset when the state police made a u-turn and caught me at 96mph. Alas, at night it is only 65, so we took much longer to get to our destination.

The one about the first day driving to Texas

Round Top Antique Market - Day One - Driving

And we're off. My good friend and fellow designer Jessica Kaminski is coming along to join in the fun! We get on the road in Santa Cruz about 11am. Later that evening at sunset, we are on the 95, which goes fron the top of Arizona to the bottom. I never tire of sunsets, they amaze me every time. This was one of the most beautiful sunsets I have ever seen. In the middle of the desert, on some 2 lane road, I told Jessie if she got out and stood on top of the nearest mountain, it would change her life. It was then that after 16 years of knowing this girl, I find out she is not high on nature, mostly the insect aspect of it. (more on this later)

1am tucson time, we finally stop at a motel and sleep for 6 hours. I can't believe I drove the whole way.

By the way, it's apparently a big deal that I went in to my first WalMart today, also I ate at my first Cracker Barrel (not quite my style).